The stress of rock camp is really getting me down, I haven't eaten or slept much. What do I do?
Get a tattoo to remind yourself to eat food and drink water.
I'm not very good at instruments, what should I do?
Start a pop band and call your music obscure.
How do I get public recognition outside of Pendleton?
Send Casey numerous emails entitled PRESS RELEASE. Show up at his house; sleep on his couch/eat all his food. Stay there for 6months then move back to Pendleton.
I don't like music and I'm scared of people and sunlight. What do I do?
Start an avant garde punk band and call your music noise.
How does one integrate the well experienced musicians with that not so experienced?
Three major chords and a tambourine.
I broke someone's instrument and I don't know how to tell them, what should I do?
Leave a note with your insurance information. IOU
My wife is really into the Game, but I'm into Jay Z more, how do we save our marriage?
Only discuss how much you hate Kanye.